Spain 2014 – Day 3 – WaterPark

Next day and it was Water Park day – unfortunately. Big old breakfast, then we had to get our towels and look for the free bus to the Park. A bus came with no room, everyone ran to it, then another cheaper looking one came, which we managed to get onto after a bit of faffing, as we didn’t have a ticket. Two days later we made it to the Park in Lorett de Mar, just as it opened. Some more faffing and we got in. I felt sick.

We found a spot and Mr Miserable didn’t want to do anything, so the girls went off and had a great time on all the scary water rides. I dossed, and slept a little, and dossed some more. I did enjoy the day, as it was a great day to totally do nothing what so ever, which was one of the ideas I had for the holiday – but it meant that I didn’t go with the family on anything, which was bad. At about 12:00 Tenacious fly turned up, he obviously missed the first bus, had a lay in and caught the second free bus – either that or he flew all the way – I’ll never know. They enjoyed the rides though I think, and they even went around again in the afternoon. I stayed in my bin.

After planning out a book, it was time to catch the bus home. We got there on time, and we had seats. After a bit of time on the balcony we headed out for some more nosh. I was after a specific place, but we couldn’t find it. We headed to the place, as mapped in Trip Advisor and the place wasn’t there – what was there was nothing. I was gagging for a wee-wee, so in the end had to run into a hotel to find a toilet. We walked some more, and some more and found nothing, so headed back to the strip.

We say outside the place, and after ordering, we discovered the Malbro Girl was sitting next to us, and she managed to smoke a fag constantly for the two hours we were there. Whether she was on the phone, eating, drinking, talking, holding her breath she still had the fag in her mouth. Given the amount of smoke drifting over us she probably wasn’t really smoking it at all, just holding it and pointing the red bit at us. It was a shame really because the food was great. I had another Spaghetti Fruiti de Mar here, and it was better than the first one. The staff were arseholes though. Tenacious fly was back.

They started okay, but were so slow, and although I appreciate it that Europe does things differently in restaurants to us normal people, and things are more “laid back”, but when you wait for 15 minutes for a drink, and then have to ask three times for the bill it gets a little frustrating. At one point I asked another waiter for the bill and he looked at me with disgust, and said something in some foreign language. Well I showed him, I left no tip! HA!

Home bed.

Vistamar (food) – 9/10

Vistamar service and other customers – 1/10